I know I'm not funny, but I wanna be a joke writer.

Once aboard the great MS Explorer of the Seas, my friends and I joked that if I ever wrote a book, it would literally just be a giant list of shit I didn't like. Loves it. I am in a weird mood so I decided to start rough sketching this. The more I work in dance and theatre, the more I feel like I wanna change my mind and do something else. God help me.

1. Almost all animated movies. Yep. I said it. Even Shrek. The only one that may scratch by is Up. I cried. Don't judge.

2. Harry Potter. I.just.don't.care.

3. Most games. Especially of the Charade/Pictionary persuasion. If you have to act something out or draw, count me out. I don't care how drunk you think I am. I am not playing.

4. Roller Coasters. I would clump that in with Theme Parks, but I do rather enjoy funnel cake.

5. The word moist.

6. Flying. Absolutely hate it.

7. People who think they can give me Bath and Body Works as a gift. It's not 1998.

8. Vacations that include sports activities. Mini golf is about as far as I will go.

9. Root Beer.

10. Being late.

Just in case I was getting too negative...things I am obsessed with.

1. Beyonce. Duh.

2. Diet Coke. If it was physically possible to make love to a beverage, this would be the one.

3. Dwight Schrute. Bears eat Beets.

4. Hoop earrings. The bigger the better.

5. my iPhone.

6. Burberry Brit perfume.

7. any MadTV skit involving BonQuiQui. Welcome to King Burger.

8. Hello Kitty. But I hate cats.

9. Jane Austen novels.

10. If it has goat cheese, I'm ordering it.

Don't you worry. I'll add more to the list...